||Teisel Bonne Vs. the Map: Chapter 2 - Teisel Begins to Go Insane
Scene: Inside the Gesselschaft,
where Tron, Bon, and Teisel are planning something. I don't know what they're
Tron: Come on, Teisel, think! We have to think of a new plan sooner or later!
Teisel: In a minute, I'll come up with something, don't you worry! (All
of a sudden a lightbulb appears over Teisel's head. He looks as though he
has an idea or something like that.)
Tron: (notices lightbulb) Well that's a first.
Teisel: I've got to tell everyone my ingenious plan! Gather the Servbots!
(Soon all 40 Servbots are gathered.) Servbot #35: Well what's your plan
Teisel: Well first we…uh…
Tron: Well, Teisel, tell us your ingenious plan!
Bon: Babu! (Translation: I like cheese!)
Tron: Glad to see you're paying attention, Bon!
Bon: Babu...? (Translation: Um…what were we talking about again?)
Tron: Oh Bon Bonne, you're the best! (Hugs Bon)
Bon: Babuuu... (I still want cheese.)
Tron: So, Teisel, what's the plan? I can't wait to hear it!
Teisel: Um…uh…I forget. (42 sweatdrops appear above the Servbots, Tron,
Tron: Well, I have a better idea! First, we disguise ourselves as civilians
and pretend to make friends with Mega Man. Then, when he least expects it,
#1 can attack him in the Gustaff! What do you think? (The Servbots and Bon
Teisel: Hmph! I have a better plan that that stupid one YOU thought up!
First, we disguise ourselves as civilians and pretend to make friends with
Mega Man. Then, when he least expects it, #1 can attack him in the Gustaff!
I'm so glad I thought of such a great plan!
Everyone but Teisel: ...
Teisel: You know, Tron, you should be glad I'm twice as smart as you.
Tron: Just wait and see, Teisel! Someday, I'll think up an ingenious plan
and then I'll finally be able to marry Mega Man!
Teisel: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Tron: (sweatdrop) Uh…look over there, Teisel, it's a cheese omelet!
Teisel: Where? (looks around.) Hey, there's no… (However, just then, he
sees THE MAP.)
Teisel: (sweatdrop) …Tron…do you see that…that…MAP over there by the computer?
Tron: No, all I see is the espresso machine. I don't see a map at all!
Map: (Singing) If there's a place you gotta go, I'm the one you need to
know, I'm the map! I'm the map, I'm the map, if there's a place you gotta
get, I can get you there I bet, I'm the map! I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm
the map, I'm the map, I'M THE MAP!!!!!!!
Teisel: .No…the singing...make it STOP!
Tron: Get a grip, Teisel, there is NO map in this meeting room! Remember,
Bon spilled peach slushie all over the last one!
Teisel: No, not that map...this one had a face.
Map: (Jumps right on top of Teisel and knocks him down.) MAP!
Teisel: AAURGH! GET IT OFF OF ME!
Tron: There is nothing on top of you! Snap out of it!
Bon: Babubu! (Translation: I think I'll go get some cheese now.) (Bon leaves
for the kitchen.)
Servbot #26: Something's wrong with Master Teisel!
Servbot #11: He's never acted this way before.
Servbot #31: Miss Tron, what should we do?
Tron: Don't worry, Teisel's probably just jealous because I came up with
a plan and he didn't...he'll be back to normal tomorrow!
Servbot #6: I hope you're right, Miss Tron!
Map: I'M THE MAP! I'M THE MAP!
Teisel: Don't tell me…none of you just heard that? (Everyone shakes their
heads and leaves with the exception of Tron.)
Tron: I think you should get some rest. Up to bed!
Teisel: But...the map!
Tron: NOW! (Teisel trudges out, followed by a bouncing map still under the
effect of espresso.)
Teisel: SHUT UP!
Tron: …Um…OK…(sweatdrop) (The Next Morning.) (Teisel comes downstairs, where
#21 is making breakfast for everyone in the cafeteria.)
Teisel: I had an awful night's sleep...That map kept waking me up.
Tron: (groans and rolls her eyes.) Not that map again!
Teisel: You're in luck! I haven't seen it all morning! Now what's for breakfast?
Servbot #21: We made your favorite: Cheese Omelets!
Teisel: I can't wait! (Grabs a plate and sits down.) This smells delicious!
(However…just as Teisel is about to take a bite, you-know-who bounces in
and eats Teisel's entire omelet…plate and all!)
Map: I'M THE MAP! (burps.)
Teisel: AAAUURRRGHHH! THAT.THAT.
Tron: Wow Teisel, you finished that really fast!
Map: I'M THE…
Teisel: DON'T EVEN SAY IT!
Bon: Babu! (Translation: Yum! Cheese!)
Teisel: Bon, you saw it all, didn't you? You saw the map eat my omelet,
Bon: (shakes his head) Babu. (No.)
Tron: Here we go again... Teisel, if that ridiculous MAP really ate your
breakfast, go get another omelet.
Teisel: Okay. (gets another omelet. The Map eats this one as well.)
Tron: Let me guess. That map, right?
Map: (grins) I'm the map! (Drinks the cup of espresso he stole from the
Tron: Teisel, I think you should go see a psychiatrist...it's not normal
to start seeing talking maps that steal food and that no one else can see…I'm
Teisel: Are you crazy? We're all wanted on every island in the world! Who'd
Tron: Ok, you've got a point.
Teisel: (Phew! Lucked out on that one.) I just hope it doesn't steal ALL
Map: I'M THE MAP I'M THE MAP.
Teisel: Oh no…TRON! IT'S SINGING AGAIN!