Teisel Bonne Vs. the Map

Chapter 1 - Map On the Loose

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Disclaimer: I don't own anybody except the Toilet Paper.

Set: TV Studio for Dora the Explorer.

(Dora, Boots, Backpack, and the Map enter through a door)

Dora: Phew! (Takes the mask she is wearing off to reveal that she is in fact a very short old man with a little girl's voice.) Sure is stuffy under that thing.

Map: (insanely) I'M THE MAP!!!

Backpack: Shove it, Map, we're off the air.

Map: (sadly) I'm the map.

Boots: (he is wearing flip-flops, by the way, and chomping on a pretzel rod like a cigar.) Come on, Backpack, let's go get a root beer. (Boots and Backpack leave.)

"Dora": Oh great. I'm stuck with Map. I'm gonna go get an espresso.

Map: Do YOU know which way the coffee shop is? ("Dora" points to the door to the coffee shop, which happens to be three feet away from them.)

Map: Okay, I'll tell you! First, you have to...

"Dora": CAN IT YEH PIECE OF PAPER! (walks into the coffee shop, followed by Map.)

Coffee Shop Clerk: Ah, it's Dora the Explorer!

"Dora": Shut up and get me an espresso.

Map: I'M THE MAP! (Bounces behind the desk and into the kitchen, where there is an espresso machine on a counter.) Map...? (The Map now makes himself a large cup of espresso and drinks it all in one gulp.) MAAAAAPPPPP!!!! (At this point the Map is bouncing all over the place. In fact, he bounces right out the window.)

Map: MAAAAAAAAPPP!!!!!!!

(Meanwhile, the Gesselschaft is flying high above Kattelox Island. The Map flies onto the deck.)

Map: I'm the map. (translation: Ow, that hurt.) (Map walks up to the door leading to the Gesselschaft interior. Next to the door is some kind of speaker.)

Servbot's voice through speaker: Please input voice recognition password.

Map: (Clears his throat. When he speaks again, he sounds just like Teisel.) Alright! That Blue Boy is going down! LET'S DO IT!

Servbot's voice: Access granted. Welcome back Master Teisel!

Map: (in his own voice) I'M THE MAP! (Bounces into the Gesselschaft.)

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