Teisel Bonne Vs. the Map

Chapter 2 - Teisel Begins to Go Insane

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Scene: Inside the Gesselschaft, where Tron, Bon, and Teisel are planning something. I don't know what they're planning though.

Bon: Babuuuuu...

Tron: Come on, Teisel, think! We have to think of a new plan sooner or later!

Teisel: In a minute, I'll come up with something, don't you worry! (All of a sudden a lightbulb appears over Teisel's head. He looks as though he has an idea or something like that.)

Tron: (notices lightbulb) Well that's a first.

Teisel: I've got to tell everyone my ingenious plan! Gather the Servbots!

(Soon all 40 Servbots are gathered.) Servbot #35: Well what's your plan Master Teisel?

Teisel: Well first we...uh...

Tron: Well, Teisel, tell us your ingenious plan!

Bon: Babu! (Translation: I like cheese!)

Tron: Glad to see you're paying attention, Bon!

Bon: Babu...? (Translation: Um...what were we talking about again?)

Tron: Oh Bon Bonne, you're the best! (Hugs Bon)

Bon: Babuuu... (I still want cheese.)

Tron: So, Teisel, what's the plan? I can't wait to hear it!

Teisel: Um...uh...I forget. (42 sweatdrops appear above the Servbots, Tron, and Bon.)

Tron: Well, I have a better idea! First, we disguise ourselves as civilians and pretend to make friends with Mega Man. Then, when he least expects it, #1 can attack him in the Gustaff! What do you think? (The Servbots and Bon cheer.)

Teisel: Hmph! I have a better plan that that stupid one YOU thought up! First, we disguise ourselves as civilians and pretend to make friends with Mega Man. Then, when he least expects it, #1 can attack him in the Gustaff! I'm so glad I thought of such a great plan!

Everyone but Teisel: ...

Teisel: You know, Tron, you should be glad I'm twice as smart as you.

Tron: Just wait and see, Teisel! Someday, I'll think up an ingenious plan and then I'll finally be able to marry Mega Man!

Teisel: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

Tron: (sweatdrop) Uh...look over there, Teisel, it's a cheese omelet!

Teisel: Where? (looks around.) Hey, there's no... (However, just then, he sees THE MAP.)

Teisel: (sweatdrop) ...Tron...do you see that...that...MAP over there by the computer?

Tron: No, all I see is the espresso machine. I don't see a map at all!

Map: (Singing) If there's a place you gotta go, I'm the one you need to know, I'm the map! I'm the map, I'm the map, if there's a place you gotta get, I can get you there I bet, I'm the map! I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'M THE MAP!!!!!!!

Teisel: .No...the singing...make it STOP!

Tron: Get a grip, Teisel, there is NO map in this meeting room! Remember, Bon spilled peach slushie all over the last one!

Teisel: No, not that map...this one had a face.

Map: (Jumps right on top of Teisel and knocks him down.) MAP!

Teisel: AAURGH! GET IT OFF OF ME!

Tron: There is nothing on top of you! Snap out of it!

Bon: Babubu! (Translation: I think I'll go get some cheese now.) (Bon leaves for the kitchen.)

Servbot #26: Something's wrong with Master Teisel!

Servbot #11: He's never acted this way before.

Servbot #31: Miss Tron, what should we do?

Tron: Don't worry, Teisel's probably just jealous because I came up with a plan and he didn't...he'll be back to normal tomorrow!

Servbot #6: I hope you're right, Miss Tron!

Map: I'M THE MAP! I'M THE MAP!

Teisel: Don't tell me...none of you just heard that? (Everyone shakes their heads and leaves with the exception of Tron.)

Tron: I think you should get some rest. Up to bed!

Teisel: But...the map!

Tron: NOW! (Teisel trudges out, followed by a bouncing map still under the effect of espresso.)

Map: MAP!

Teisel: SHUT UP!

Tron: What?

Teisel: Nothing.

Tron: ...Um...OK...(sweatdrop) (The Next Morning.) (Teisel comes downstairs, where #21 is making breakfast for everyone in the cafeteria.)

Teisel: I had an awful night's sleep...That map kept waking me up.

Tron: (groans and rolls her eyes.) Not that map again!

Teisel: You're in luck! I haven't seen it all morning! Now what's for breakfast? I'm starving!

Servbot #21: We made your favorite: Cheese Omelets!

Teisel: I can't wait! (Grabs a plate and sits down.) This smells delicious! (However...just as Teisel is about to take a bite, you-know-who bounces in and eats Teisel's entire omelet...plate and all!)

Map: I'M THE MAP! (burps.)

Teisel: AAAUURRRGHHH! THAT.THAT.

Tron: Wow Teisel, you finished that really fast!

Teisel: But...but...but...

Map: I'M THE...

Teisel: DON'T EVEN SAY IT!

Map: MAAAAPPP!

Bon: Babu! (Translation: Yum! Cheese!)

Teisel: Bon, you saw it all, didn't you? You saw the map eat my omelet, didn't you?

Bon: (shakes his head) Babu. (No.)

Tron: Here we go again... Teisel, if that ridiculous MAP really ate your breakfast, go get another omelet.

Teisel: Okay. (gets another omelet. The Map eats this one as well.)

Tron: Let me guess. That map, right?

Map: (grins) I'm the map! (Drinks the cup of espresso he stole from the kitchen.)

Tron: Teisel, I think you should go see a psychiatrist...it's not normal to start seeing talking maps that steal food and that no one else can see...I'm really worried.

Teisel: Are you crazy? We're all wanted on every island in the world! Who'd see me?

Tron: Ok, you've got a point.

Teisel: (Phew! Lucked out on that one.) I just hope it doesn't steal ALL my meals.

Map: I'M THE MAP I'M THE MAP.

Teisel: Oh no...TRON! IT'S SINGING AGAIN!

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